I bought 3 boxes of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans ,
5 Chocolate frogs each
and a bag of Drooble's Best Blowing gum each.
We spent the rest of the time eating our sweets and discussing what we were most interested in about Magic.
The Conversation soon turned to Houses.
"What house do you guys hope to be put in when we get there? I would like to be in Gryffindor, Hufflepuff doesn't sound all bad though, Ravenclaw would be great I suppose. Just as long it's anything BUT Slytherin!!!" I said.
"I hope to be put into Hufflepuff, they sound like a right nice lot. But Ravenclaw would be nice I suppose." Tash said, with a wistful look in her eyes.
"Well, both of you are right about one house, Ravenclaw will be the house I want to be put in! Have you never heard the sorting hat's song?"
"Well, I've read the Potter Books, but I can only remember Gryffindor..."
"I know it Laurie, Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you've a ready mind, where those of wit and learning, will always find their kind."
"Precisely! Now I really want to be there. Just as long as we promise each other this: No matter what house we're in, we're gonna have fun and maybe cause a bit of mischief!"
And to punctuate her little speech, she set off a Filibuster Firework. We all raised a chocolate frog card and said together: "To Mischief!"
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Dear Arnie,
ReplyDeleteI SO love your site friend. Having never read any of the Henry Rotter books and only seeing 30 seconds of the first film because I walked into the wrong cinema screen when sneaking into to see an adult rated film, I was oblivious to the wonderful world of the lizards... I mean wizards. I would like to join you as a Ravenclaw, as I too used to watch that show on CBBC. I'd also like to be in one of those 'houses' that I heard some Potter nerd go on about, but unfortunately I don't know what any of them are. I had a friend who tried to explain it to me but I thought they were talking jibberish so I stabbed her in the neck with a pencil. She said that one of them was called hug-a-poof and another gay-finder or something, so I'm assuming that the whole story is one gigantic tale about some gay kid coming to terms with his sexuality, just like you. However, before announcing to the world about that, I would decide what gender you're supposed to be first (it just saves any possible embarrassment later on).
I see in your 'About me' section that you are 'animagus'. Don't worry Arnie, I hear they've got meds for this now and the life expectancy has been greatly increased. I have looked at your loyal band of followers, all 5 of them, and 'Wonaruledaworld' is well hot so congrats on that dude! Although, I'm guessing that 'she' is actually a 42 year old gas fitter from Nottingham, so don't get your hopes up too high there mate.
I especially like how you've got that 'Harry Potter Music' bit to help deter unwanted visitors. However, I would think that, as a Harry Potter and Star Wars fan, you'd actually want all the visitors you could get so people don't realise how sad and pathetic you are. But don't worry my friend, it hasn't put me off. I like it when my ears bleed.
Anyway, I better go now as my parole officer has to meet his dealer in an hour, so thank you for your time my friend. I hope we can become much closer friends in the future and maybe we could even become best friends for life!
Alex
P.S. I like your pictures of cats at the bottom of your blog... oh no, wait - they're supposed to be dragons, are they? In that case they're crap.
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ReplyDeleteok wow so you really have no time other than to make rude and unnecessary comments about people?
A blog isn't supposed to be taken seriously, it's just a bit of fun. If you feel the need to call me gay and
pathetic then you can go ahead but it only makes you look like you have no life other than trawling through
blogspot looking for people to taunt. So happy trawling, maybe you can find someone who actually gives a shit
about what you say.
Hey Annie.
ReplyDeleteNow you Alex person. What is your problem??? Why are you calling people such horrible things???? What did we ever do to you???
Roch xxxxxxxxxxxx
Now I am not one to say anything horrible but.... Wonaruledaworld is a very close friend of mine. In fact you may like to know that we are sisters. If you wouldn't mind, will you stop being so horrible about her. I went into her bedroom a few nights ago to find her lying on the floor crying with her laptop infront of her. I looked at it and saw your comment and what was said about her. I went straight to my mother and father who have contacted the people who run this site and, well, you'll find out the rest. So please nevr write anything like that again.
ReplyDeleteThx a bunch
Roch xx